Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️

Wait until the Plutopians hear about this; will only make them feel more validated in their claim to planethood

ITER is doing a great job on that front

Perpetually so

Wait till you find out how nuclear fusion makes electricity

Wait, but fusion is working. They’re seeing net positive output. It’s still quite small at the moment, but moderate gains continue to be made in the field.

It was a joke. I don’t think oakification is real.

Oakification is just the plant version of crabification

Would definitely prefer to see it be an “as needed” basis, like ask every time

Oof

That last one fucking kills me

I’m the unknown fourth member of the group, Jeff

I knew what this was from without reading the description. Such a sad portion of a wikipedia article to read.

Not enough “fuck spez”