Tid-ties

Hmm. What time of year?

I’ve been to the house. It’s mostly open to the cats, and they say they’re not allowed but every visitor says there was a cat asleep on the bed.

If you’re wondering, yes, the house does smell like cat pee.

He has his father’s tail.

The important bits are pretty densely packed.

Is it worth preserving though?

Would an upside-down butt, by any other name, taste as sweet?

Superglue on the wall? What a nightmare.

Your average hiring manager for IC level employees will have no insight into that.

And as we know, an individual is only allowed one kind of salt.

Wait, how do I expand a hair again?

I must have missed that episode.

(you should absolutely pirate Seinfeld though)

The People Coin. Money for people.

Oh, it’s got gorgeous water.

That makes you an unc, which is not a bad thing. Uncs are beloved.

This guy doesn’t connect.

Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.

This isn’t so different than:

“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”

Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.

Only the Calico had the gumption to escape the kitten drawer.

Sous vide for the steak, or reverse sear?