Long Live His Murphiness
Long Live His Murphiness
Pill bugs
Don’t let love or hatred blind you to the truth
What will it take for him to notice me?
Something is not perfect in the world. Gosh, I sure hope the American government comes along soon and corrects this by force.
They have played us for absolute fools
His defense weapon is waiting politely
“you can’t kill them” And as an American, I took that personally
And the stone age was loooong
Subjunctive is the bane of my existence
But Sir, those are banned by a body-wide treaty!
As soon as you stop observing her she becomes Hugo Weaving
Thirst is a pathway to many acts some consider to be unnatural
I heard they like flanking others before they attack. Maybe he’s doing that? Wait a minute, do you think he might be doing that to us right now?
Well yes, but you’ve also failed to explain how someone with a limited budget can enjoy all the comforts and conveniences of modern life without making any sacrifices, which makes you wrong.
What if the heroine doesn’t want to get got
That makes sense, thanks
I’m shocked Urdu is near the bottom. I thought everyone spoke that!
They make bulletproof umbrellas now?
Hey everyone, this guy doesn’t want us talking about baby cancer! How much is Big Baby Cancer paying you, bro?