

Due to lemm.ee shutting down, I have moved to other instances. Find me at @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml, @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today, and @TheImpressiveX@piefed.social.
Now this is Uplifting News.
This feels like an xkcd comic. Was this inspired by a specific one?
I’m creating !supercalifragilisticexpialidocious@lemm.ee just so people have to type it out.
When I realized that theaters get DCP’s that are like 2-4 times the bitrate of a Blu-ray disk I died a little inside. I want those.
Theater DCPs are notorious for having insane amounts of DRM - you’d need a quantum computer to decrypt it, and even if you could there’s invisible watermarks all over the screen identifying the exact location and time that the movie was playing in, the studio would immediately find out and sue you for everything you have. Not to mention the theater that played it would lose their license and go out of business.
So, for the most part, movie theaters are the only instance where DRM actually won.
But, to my knowledge, there have only been two movies that got their DCPs leaked, and even then, they were old movies released decades ago. One of them is a war movie, and the other one is an animated movie - PM me for details.
Wow, I just realized the joke works two ways: “despite your directions” could also mean that OP didn’t post an instance-neutral link.
Well, @Reef@lemmy.ca, I made it, despite your directions.
Which version?
They’re both open-source.
I thought this article was talking about PseudoTV Live, but this is new. I might check this out.
Captain’s Log, Septemberdate: September 11574, 1993.
Alt-text:
In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Look, I’m not robophobic. Some of my best friends are cyborgs. I just don’t want them living in my neighborhood, you know?