Two Australian mathematicians have deemed it misleading, working out that even if all the chimpanzees in the world were given the entire lifespan of the universe, they would “almost certainly” never pen the works of the bard.

all the chimpanzees in the world

infinite monkeys

I’m glad they had fun doing some math, but this is not news, nor is the original saying misleading. With an infinite number of monkeys, a smaller-yet-still-infinite number of them would produce the works of Shakespeare. The reason this saying works is because of the concept of infinity, not some random finite number.

Start with running something in docker. Probably get containous/whoami running, then portainer, then either traefik or caddy.

Once you’ve got that all working, you can run anything you want easily.

If you’ve got an old machine lying around, you can use that to start.

Empirical studies show that yes, yes I am.

I use a simplelogin domain when my custom one isn’t accepted. (Everything goes through SimpleLogin anyway.)

You don’t need a special client, just a browser. Otherwise, yep!

If you’re carrying your media with you, you could run Jellyfin on the server to provide access to the media to anyone connected to its wifi.

We have a cat that does that too. She’ll drink normally as well, though. I view it as her cleaning her little feet.

(I don’t know what the problem with a water bowl is, but I digress)

(cats are more likely to drink moving water than still water since moving water is less likely to have bad things growing in it)

The machines haven’t worked for me, so I just started opting out immediately as well, since that ends up being much faster. I don’t understand the point of this.

Check out MXRoute. (Specifically the lifetime promo, though I’ve seen it on sale for cheaper.)

Take a look at Rhasspy.*

*Will take a lengthy setup. Maybe look at S.E.P.I.A.?

Check out Discord’s Webhooks; many applications publish notifications through them. Should be as easy as sending a message to a specific URL, I think.

Thanks! That makes a lot of sense.

Potted?

The docking mechanism is simple—since the asteroid is likely to be iron-rich, Vestri will use magnets to attach itself.

Love this.

(disclaimer: I don’t support the political views of ACLU)

The… political views? As in, where they decided to stop defending Nazis?

Freeze your credit report at all three credit agencies and ChexSystems. That should protect you from most fraud that involves opening new accounts.

“I Do Not Consent to the Search of this Device” This feels like the opposite of a good sticker.

Hi, try Linux Mint.

Check out BitWarden. You can use a Collection to share passwords with each other. Free, though I think the TOTP functionality is in the Premium subscription ($10/yr).