The flesh-eating bacterium that’s infected your pancreas is a truly remarkable specimen, but you’re too much like “oh GOD, my INSIDES!” to appreciate it.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the roar of the engines inside my SSTO.

facilities that recycle plastic have been spewing massive amounts of toxins called microplastics into local waterways, soil, and air for decades

So you’re saying the problem is capitalism…

Having a normal one.

at least it’s not fast zombies

the mystic industry sued

They considered video recording to be black magic and they’re very protective of their turf.

You’re missing the joke. Middle guy is right. Heavier objects experience greater attractive force but that’s matched by their greater inertia.

Balls fall faster because planets are more attracted to objects that are spherical shaped like them.

damn never meet ur heroes

My favorite example is Gregor Mendel. He wasn’t a scientist. He was a monk with no degrees of any kind. But he did science—legendary science—which means he actually was a scientist.

The kernel of truth here is that the disclosure of funding sources is an important factor when weighing scientific evidence.

As a child I would hide newspapers under the couch so my mommy wouldn’t use them in the fireplace.

Sexy Prime: Homeworld of the Succubots

Those remain to be discovered by the alien archaeologists. They may be space-faring extra-terrestrials, but they’re not great at their job tbh.

Duc(k/t) tape is cheaper

Someone has to make sure it stays in focus.

Khufu’s Pyramid at Giza was a massive undertaking, requiring approximately two million stone blocks weighing an average of 2.5 tons to be set into place, five every minute during the first years of construction [1]

mfs didn’t even use wheels; they were just sliding those huge blocks up ramps! It is pretty amazing.

Was no one really smart enough to put wheels on the blocks? I guess it was probably an axle strength issue.

I’ll give you a handie if you hold this stick for me.