Bread lick-gar.

Bread licka

Stop a kid from harming himself by, punching him in the face. Worth a try

Say what you want about Everett’s compulsive violence and criminal behaviour but the man knows fashion.

Cool so we can just make up our own rules now. Well, all Microsoft products are freeware now because the same reason this guy

I agree. Humans are weird from a human point of view. I couldn’t imagine how weird it would be for other intelligence building life forms.

They might be doing it for research, trying to figure out why humans are doing it to each other. Here we are saying how weird they are for probing us when they’re just puzzled why we do it

The ones that crash are just the tip of the ice berg. The ones that land and abduct and evade our notice must be huge. Think how many flights there are around the world vs how many crashes. Earth must be a busy research/holiday destination for aliens.

Do you remember if you got an answer?

Yes but it’s hard for these people to put a price the feeling they get from oppressing people

I thought they got rid of that from the list altogether when they realized they couldn’t not be evil while simultaneously maximizing profits

The government goes to great lengths to cover up the truth!

Shit. Looks like I got some stiff competition

“Alright you’re going to hear some loud noises. It’s completely normal. They might sound like someone screaming in pain. All normal, try to relax.”

Same,more neurons create more complexity but not necessarily more acute distress. Although you could imagine there’s only so much distress a 100 neurons could create. That being said if you watch a bacteria get killed by another it quite clearly is not enjoying it

An insect that is semi squashed is very clearly suffering and aware of its own suffering

Clock is ticking

Prove it.

This is so fucked up

Keep them away from Ozzy

Doctor: “So, you put your leg into your sleeping bag and felt the snake bite you. Did the snake have brown markings on its underbelly or brownish grey? Also the wrong answer will kill you.”