Stern

And thats how you get kids named Chlamydia

My brain: smooth and cute

Your brain: gross and wrinkly

Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.

I got the “cilantro tastes like soap” gene personally. Would much rather have gotten the, “Always remember where I left my car keys” gene, or maybe the, “Come up with witty retorts on the spot instead of two hours later in the shower” one.

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, “Ahoyhoy”, “Howdy”, “Whats good brother?”, or for the more adventurous, “Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it.”

Big Gravity clearly paying folks to say stuff falls down so they can sell more floors.

I mean Harley was Joker’s therapist at one point so…

There’s curses, evil “leaking” from a evil bat god contained under the city, the semi illuminati of the court of owls, the lazarus pit undoubtedly leeching into the water supply and crazying folks up a bit, and the asylum likely being haunted.

Not my bag, (where muh numpad!!!) but looks neat.

You can still install and play it. If it has cards you can earn them and get account xp from making sets of them, same with emotes and wallpapers. You can’t sell (or buy, obviously) any of that on the Steam marketplace though, but can still trade them. Achievements get a little wonky.

Source: I own Transformers: Devastation, which was delisted.

Wrong usage of poopknife

I was on 32pag.es before it died, and it an amazing comic tracker, still haven’t found comparable in public yet.

line must go up.

Pretty much guaranteed “buying” those eps was done under a user agreement that said something like, “You don’t own this and we can revoke your license whenever we want for whatever reason we want.”

You’ll own nothing and be happy

funny, i dont feel too happy

Feel like Sig Sauer et. al. might at least make a amicus curiae though, considering the legal ramifications.

Because the book and disc guys couldn’t figure out a way to stop you back then.

Nowadays college books have one time codes for tests, and games will sometimes have codes included for inportant unlocks to force used purchasers to pay up.

Obligatory

It was a nice quick read with short enough chapters that I could down one on a coffee break. Lot of current day humor that won’t hold up in 20 years though. I’d recommend it to my meme chugging millennial buddies but prob not my mom.