Spaghetti_Hitchens

Woah. Easy, fella

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

The itty bitty satellite committee

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well

Are you suggesting whale semen does not taste great?!

What are some strategies for doing that? (This is me, totally not a bot)

It’s the reason I use the Nova Launcher

Enjoy. It’s wonderful

There never was a love more forbidden -or tragic - than that of a Mondogue and a Catulet.

Oh, Dogeo, Dogeo. Wherefore art thou, Dogeo?

According to some 4D theaters I have been to, it’s mostly air and water

Mighty, Mighty Bossochondria

People seem to give the most praise to Infinity War and End Game, but I contend Winter Soldier and Civil War are peak MCU

Whoa… whoa… whoa!

I think you mean a state of coerced freedom!

Wouldn’t this be a tire battery vehicle, or does it shout obscenities at the tires, too?

(This is just a really dumb joke btw)

Bonus points if they’re French.

Fewer bonus points if they’re French-Canadian.

Your response tickles my brain. Thank you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-arnold-schwarzenegger-funn-ftmJfRCbcWlBC

Pretty sure there’s a pill for that