SoyViking [he/him]

If you sell people a phone with enough storage in it you can’t sell them subscription-based cloud storage

My mom bought some awesome South American Christmas ornaments way back in the day. One of them is a parrot and it has been on the tree as long as I can remember.

Parrots are Christmas animals now.

Because then we would cram all sorts of ungodly things up there. We’re no better as a species than that.

Don’t tell me what to boil! What is this, communist Russia?

All wood is edible if you have the correct attitude and determination

Study after study had shown that most tap water from a reasonably well-maintained public water supply has less microbes and pollutants than bottled water. Most of the time it also tastes better.

Hedgehog for scale

It’s true. I can’t afford the middle option but I’m doing the two others.

Academics hate eachother

Nephrologists love donor cycles though

Some of these have non-female partners but I don’t think it is unreasonable to think that loneliness is on the rise. It is one of the ways capitalism is degrading society.

How do you say twink in ancient Greek and Latin?

Back in my day we had multiple continents but now the tectonic plates have gone woke and wants us all to be one continent!

He died with the plague. It could have been anything that killed him, like a vaccine. The plague is no worse than a flu.

Triad of Extremism? That sounds kind of cool.

There was someone they forgot to ask

RETVRN!

This is your brain on liberalism

Goebbels certainly didn’t believe in the right to privacy but there is nothing connecting him to the “if you have nothing to hide…” quote. He certainly wasn’t the first to come up with it, as it can be found in a 1917 piece by Upton Sinclair.

It seems like Goebbels’ connection to the quote is one of these “it feels so true that it has to be true” misattributions that floats around on the internet and in popular culture.

And by the way, the NSA are Nazis, they are bad people doing bad things for evil reasons.

Ruby gems

Memory leaks

Layers of abstraction

Master branch

Void function