Pfff I’m sorry but no, it was the cats.

You see cats have powers similar to Telekinesis. Why do you think they choose rivers surrounded by deserts to start the first civilizations. Sandboxes everywhere they please.

But one dark day the Faraó Ramses forgot to refil the food pile because and I quote “but it still had food from yesterday”.

This one mistake doomed humanity to the eternal silence treatment.

(and that’s why his tomb sucked, his was the first that humans actually had to build)

Oh dear, that’s actually awful. Poor little thing, well I hope she enjoys the new house

My cats have had phases, ranging from violent as hell to playing and sleeping near each other.

Honestly Idk how violent that other cat was, but isn’t it a bit of an overkill to move her?

Oh boy after all I said you still think that…

Sorry about that, I didn’t know you drank lead water when you where a child.

Well only time will tell. I didn’t downvoat or upvoted your comment because no one knows.

Who ever the hell tells you they got the answer are lying to you, no one knows

Edit:including this

It wasn’t that close of a call dude. You still have 45% of your country that might disagree

I am resisting the will, I’ll just date him so he can tell me all about it

In every dumb movement you have the tucker carlsons that say shit they don’t belive in, the trumps completely demented even lower iq and truly believe those things they say. And who ever the hell are the monkeys that whatch it.

Do cats fight in groups? Like if there is a cat intruder in your house and you have 2 cats.

Are they going to fight side by side or only one of them is going to face the intruder cat?

My cat adapted and now sleeps next to my pillow, she trows herself against my head and where she lands she sleeps XD.