The current administration will immediately accuse the goo of being “woke,” and ship it to Alligator Auschwitz.

I’m trained to sleep around both cats.

But the trans kids

No cat can relax the way torties relax. Our Cleo is very Zen.

Food history fascinates me. I’m just that nerdy.

A fierce jungle apex predator! (In her little cat mind anyway).

Who says cats don’t have expressions?

“Forth the Three Hunters!”

One of my cats is in my lap right now. The other is tripping balls on organic catnip.

“Room Service? Your finest catnip please!”

Cats have a way of inserting themselves into your life, don’t they?

Yeah, it goes back at least to the 18th century. It was being called a cocktail by 1806. Difford’s Guide says people were calling it an “old fashioned cocktail” sometime in the 1870s. So, I’m guessing just more AI slop in that article.

“I’m the greatest cat, the most bigly feline ever! I’m pretty sure no other cat knocks stuff off the counter than I do, believe me!”