No thanks, I’ll keep using my coat hangers

Remember it’s only leftist infighting when you disagree with them. If they disagree with you it’s because you’re a shitlib or something.

When I am supreme overlord, artists will get free food and housing. But like, it’s gonna suck really bad because tortured artists make the best art.

The saints row series is pretty good. It was kind of a GTA knockoff but was much sillier and let you actually keep and upgrade/paint cars. It really lets you make the game yours. In… Number 3 or 4 the player gets movement abilities that make using a car actually slower so that really killed the vibe, but the ridiculousness was higher than ever so it kind of balanced. I’d recommend playing them in order or at least watching YouTube videos because the story is sort of linear.

Someone else said morrowind which really is the ultimate “do whatever you want” game. You’re basically never locked out of anything by not doing the main quest, and nearly every npc is killable, even essential ones (though the game will tell you if you do this so you can reload a save). There’s no vehicles really so I don’t know if that’s the vibe you’re going for, but it really is a blast if you can accept the painfully outdated graphics and mediocre combat system.

Valheim is a survival crafter exploration game that can be surprisingly cozy, and sailing around is fun. Also not the vibe I think you’re looking for but I love it so I shill it when I can.

Cyberpunk is actually a damn decent game now, and the world has SO MUCH crammed into it you can just wander and do whatever activity you run into for ages without getting bored. Even the smallest side story has lore that illustrates a tiny piece of night city and I find that really cool.

I think saints row probably best matches what you’re looking for without being a sequel to a game you already mentioned. Cyberpunk too, probably.

This is one of them. It’s probably the best channel because he posts videos about how he trains the kestrals and also videos about other birds and rehabbing them.

My favorite tiny little murder birb!

There’s at least one falconer on YouTube who gets hired to reduce starling populations (which is sad because I love the laser birds too but they’re invasive) and he literally drive-bys them by yeeting a kestrel out the window of the moving car. It’s incredible to watch.

Must have been from 3 separate cats because when I brush my calicos it turns into a gray mass. Unless this completely sane cat person SORTED all that shit.

I remember I was playing vs a friend, and I was hosting. The assault rifle was default on mine, but I knew my friend has his set to shoot rockets. He got the drop on me once so I sprayed the ground in front of him, then killed him when he lagged because of the dozens of explosions on his end.

The hex editor was a blast. I made the pistol shoot 100 bullets at once.

I remember seeing your first few portraits! You pretty much nailed it by the second or third but this one really shines.

(S)he and the hat man are personal friends.

Got stuck in the prize chute, but as luck would have it that made it easier to meet someone.

Also believing that you will be raptured is a level of entitlement that should disqualify you too.

What if the rapture already happened but only like 3 people went to heaven and nobody else noticed?

I don’t blame you at all. It’s styled after the old final fantasy games, meaning very fiddly with a lot of different abilities, and with the added twist of having to dodge stuff fairly precisely which involves a lot of learning. There is a “story” difficulty which makes the game much less punishing, but I still didn’t feel like playing it.

I did watch my girlfriend play though, and soon I was the one telling her to play so I could watch because the story and soundtrack are that fucking amazing. Just watch a playthrough of at least all the major fights and cutscenes and you’ll understand.

It would be to more unethical to not do that.

A good answer is “I rape and murder exactly as much as I want to, which is none. If eternal hellfire is the only think keeping you from doing those things then I hope you never lose your faith.”

The only words my two understand are “get down”

They usually just sit on my chair armrest or chest for love but sometimes my bitch kitty will full flop on my mousepad.

Lesson one: not standing up.

Often and for little pay.

I wasn’t entirely sold until the guy wiped his dick on the curtains.