I hate that I can’t tell what the truth is

Buster disapproves of your cluttered work station

To newer DMs: Never admit to your players whether or not you fudge rolls. As the DM, The only thing you need to do to maintain the integrity of your game is to shut your damn mouth when you bend the rules. The players just need the illusion maintained.

99% of the time, a fever kills the bacteria then lowers. You’ll be fine, go take a nap.

Gameboy Advance, easy

Intelligence checks are a measure of your knowledge retention about a topic. Worship in the face of a lack of understanding is literally part of Christianity.

Ukrainian here: Whoever told you this had never been to Ukrainian Christmas dinner. Our cabbage rolls are not covered in tomato sauce. They aren’t supposed to be huge either, you’re supposed to be able to finish them in 1-2 bites comfortably. You don’t make 6 big ass cabbage rolls. You make a pot of 100 little ones.

You’ll get cussed out by someone’s elderly grandma if you bring these to the family dinner.

I’m not giving Konami any more money