…and this is the puffy-faced fizzblood. We have learned many interesting things about Terra from these creatures. For instance, while they often cry blood, occasionally their eyes will just, you know, burst. Seems to be pretty random, we think they evolved to burst their eyes to confuse predators
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"'I meant,’ said Iplsore bitterly, ‘what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?’
Death thought about it.
‘CATS,’ he said eventually, ‘CATS ARE NICE’"
– Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Antiwork@lemmy.world•People call hard-work a ‘scam’ and no longer think it will lead to a better life2·13 days agoI appreciate the sentiment in point two. I feel similar when others speak of suicide. In this case I think of this more as death with dignity for the terminally ill. And it’s years away, so don’t lose sleep over me.
Also, i don’t get the pushback you’ve received for wishing someone will continue to live. It’s a weird hill to die on (heh, puns)
Anyway, thanks for the kindness and have a good life
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Antiwork@lemmy.world•People call hard-work a ‘scam’ and no longer think it will lead to a better life30·13 days agoI’m self employed. I enjoy my work. It’s very rewarding, but every time i get a little extra money sometime comes along and takes it.
I have no retirement savings. My retirement plan is to kill myself when I’m too sick to work. I’ve made sure my life insurance is written so that it will pay out to my wife even if I off myself.
I come from a long line of men who don’t die easy. I watched my grandfather refuse food or water after being diagnosed with stage 4 bone cancer and still live for two weeks. That was after ten years of enduring strike recovery. My dad coughed up a lung from congestive heart failure for over two years before finally wasting away, looking like a pregnant Holocaust survivor. Same for several other uncles and great-uncles. I figure I’ve got another 25 years before I’m a liability. I’m already physically miserable. Middle age sucks. Old age sucks even harder and I’m not even there yet.
I’m gonna follow one of my great-uncles examples and go for a walk in the woods. I’ll make sure whatever SARs volunteer that draws the short straw isn’t too traumatized when they find me. Just another old man that chose his own time
ETA: to be clear, i don’t wish to die (any more than normal lol). But I am pragmatic about the reality of old age and my likely path. Will I feel the same in 25-35 years? Maybe not. We’ll see what happens. Perhaps our fortunes will change for the better, perhaps we will be able to immigrate to a nation that has better social safety nets, perhaps we die in a meteor strike in 2039
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thank you for posting your OC, it is evocative
I too enjoy The Outer Wilds
D&D 5e: Tiamat bad
D&D 2024: Tiamat down bad
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium qualityEnglish8·28 days agoHalo was best when it was Halo:CE played 4v4 on two linked systems, with the teams on two screens in an undersized dorm room in 2002. Alternatively, two people playing through the entire game in co-op mode and finishing at 3 in the morning.
Everything since then has been mid at best
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•I won a key code for lies of p does anyone want it?English5·2 months agoHey OP, I’m too late seeing this but I want you to know I love you for doing it.
Keep being awesome ♥️
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex staff leaving review on Play Store for PlexEnglish114·2 months agoThis is the type of pedantry that annoys me and yet I admire. Bravo, good fellow, I salute you
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Perry Bible Fellowship@discuss.online•Colonel Sweeto (2008-04-10)5·2 months agoPBF, SMBC, xkcd.
Probably the best webcomics out there for my generation
Don’t get me wrong, Penny Arcade has staying power, Hark A Vagrant was bloody amazing, Starslip Crisis was epic, and Order of the Stick is near and dear to my heart. But for consistent cleverness and comedy the alphabet soup comics are the best
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Perry Bible Fellowship@discuss.online•Colonel Sweeto (2008-04-10)7·2 months agoEvery time I see this comic I just stand in awe of its cleverness. It has everything I love in humor.
Word play
Double entendre
Ball jokesPeak comedy right here
Thanks for the referral, I’ll check it out :-)
Feels like it. They’re called journeymen because after you apprentice you journey, man. I’m always going to someone’s house to play
It’s gotten to the point I’m researching DM travel bags. Any suggestions?
Heh heh, benis
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Science@mander.xyz•Transparent paper-based material can hold boiling water and degrade in deep ocean in under a year5·3 months agoI think you missed the second part of my response.
Lemme spell it out more explicitly. The majority of voting humans will not accept a world without single use plastics. This is because they are dumb as shit. If an alternative is presented that is functionally the same the masses will more readily accept a ban on petroleum based single use non-biodegradable plastics (paper replacements are not functionally the same. see paper straws). Now I don’t want to get bogged down in pedantry, so let’s keep this broad.
Packaging materials, coffee cup lids, shrink wrap, the list goes on. The world is addicted to cheap throwaway plastics and they will need to be weaned off or the petroleum lobby will just rile up the majority and regulation will fail. This is what I’m saying. Will the alternative have it’s own problems? Absolutely. The hydrophobic coatings they’ll put on food containers will give people cancer. Your scenario at the top is very probable, or something like it. But good luck convincing them to jump straight to sustainability.
Hell, I’m typing this on a device made of materials mined by children and assembled by political prisoners. And when it breaks, I’ll go buy another, because I need it to work. If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go drink until I’m not thinking about this anymore
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Science@mander.xyz•Transparent paper-based material can hold boiling water and degrade in deep ocean in under a year5·3 months agoTo replace single use plastics.
Should we just stop using single use plastics? Yes. Will mankind be that smart? Lol yeah right
SirSamuel@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Balatro yet again subject to mods’ poor understanding of “gambling”English82·3 months agoಠ_ಠ
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