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Cake day: December 30th, 2024

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  • My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.

    She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”

    I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.

    Just something to consider.















  • Fried chicken and watermelon are southern food, not black food. My partner is from the south, white, and we often eat things like red beans and rice, gumbo and cornbread, etc. Her grandad often brought watermelon into work, because he grew them and wanted to share it with his colleagues. Food isn’t a racial thing it’s a regional thing. Pisses me off when people refer to black food or white food. I personally regard lamb vindaloo as the best savoury food that has ever been made. I’m not Indian. Sorry for going off topic.