…and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.
…and the lack of pants is for purely aesthetic reasons.
The breakfast beer helps with the shakes.
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What about an adaptation of the 2002 Resident Evil movie starring Milla Jovovich because that was the movie that started the franchise.
I hope it goes back to the more action heavy five or six.
Those were my favourites.
You can tell because it has a goatee.
You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
When I pass out drunk on my pizza I don’t want to drown in cold sauce.
That’s just a cut up apple.
Yeah when I jerk off I cum credit cards.
I like plastic.
They should get SpaceX to pick them up.
That’s a strange thing to admit.
How was it refuted?
That’s a perfectly valid answer.
They get stuck in my gums so I find them to be horrible.
Sour cream adds a really nice tartness.
Why didn’t you strain the seeds from the raspberry source?
As the gerbil approaches Richard Gere it wonders what will happen next.
It does a Note 7 impression.
She’s got an expression like she just farted and hopes he’s not going to notice.