Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth.

Scottish Fold or similar breed? Poor fellows generally have health problems.

Tell him staring is rude.

Astarion is a vampire, one supposes he had a little snack

Well, we can only find out by consuming them.

Polymorphism

There’s no way in hell the nurse just said “yeah ok got it fam” and went along with her day like it wasn’t important.

I suspect that, if true, it was clarified further down the line before treatment. Or, considering how I’ve been in-and-out of the ER, the nurse just wrote down ‘human bite’ regardless of what the patient claimed lmao.

Like I said. It’s the internet. I’m not saying it’s definitely real. But it’s far from impossible.

Do commoners not go down to -9? I don’t think any session I’ve ever played bothered with caring about the peasantry, lmao

You ever try to get blood out in a hurry?

I mean, obviously this is the internet and nothing is real, but it’s not impossible that they still had some blood on them in the frenzy to get to the hospital.

The invention of conceptually simple things like that is always so fascinating!

I don’t know but I hope it’s ‘Good Dude’.

We’re basically internet elders just by recognizing it. The sages of the web.

I’m very much a dog person, but dogs either insta-love me or are insta-terrified of me. Not sure why.

Cats, though? I’ve never met a cat that didn’t like me. And while a cat is fine too, I’ve always found it a bit odd since I’m not exactly the biggest cat fan out there. They are cute little bastards, though.

Dunno, that might be true in general, but he’d only do it when we were in the living room.

Fellow ADHDad? 😉🤪

No kids, but plenty of ADHD.

Plenty of ADHD…

I have an extensive range of absolutely useless trivia I can pull from 😎

Your cat just like me fr fr

But with a ton of extras… and why?

Because you can provide the necessary amount of meat for a cat without it being 100% pure meat, and being less than 100% pure meat:

A. Is cheaper

B. Is less calorie heavy (which is a concern with cats getting chonk)

C. Keeps better, like pemmican

So what’s in cat food?

Meat or fish is usually one of the top ingredients if you look at the label.

Okay Dr. Peterson, let’s put you back into your coma.