And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards

You might be interested in “rolling with emphasis”, a house rule by Brandon Lee Mulligan. Rather than rolling twice and taking the best/worst result, you take the result furthest from 10. Designed for actions that can only end really well or really badly.

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

Oh cool, Wargroove is getting a sequel. Love me some medieval fantasy Advance Wars.

Where the hell is the Santa Maria style barbecue for California? We’re basically the only state the eats tritip.