Yesterday I solved it in 2. Today, no so lucky…

Wordle 1,482 6/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,481 2/6*

🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

That’s how I test for gas leaks.

“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

Wordle 1,479 3/6*

⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

“You paid me little attention when I’m in house. You pay me big attention when I’m on house.”

Wordle 1,470 3/6*

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections
Puzzle #747
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

Yeah this comic is perfectly accurate, plus the one with the man in the business suit, talking to some children around a campfire in a post-apocalyptic setting, saying “yes the world was destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we made a lot of value for it shareholders.”

EDIT - this one:

Wordle 1,466 4/6*

⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩
⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩
⬛⬛🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Sheesh…

Wordle 1,465 6/6*

⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,464 4/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,461 3/6*

⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟨🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So symmetrical!

Wordle 1,458 4/6*

⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,457 4/6*

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oh shit!!! I’m so sorry everyone. In my defense, I posted this very early in the morning and I have an awful head cold :-(

I was able to edit it. Whew. Thank you for catching that. Sorry again.

Wordle 1,456 3/6*

⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,455 3/6*

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩
⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I swear, for each try the middle letter was different…

Wordle 1,454 4/6*

🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛
⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩