I go fast, and most of the words are 3-4 letters. Oh, and I type the letters on the keyboard (I’m a good typist).

But then you’re losing the “curd nerd” line!

And when you leave…

“…but boy, how times have changed.”

Have they ever Liz. My father got a good paying job and was able to support us with decent wages and benefits with only a high school diploma. His employer respected him and the hard work he did, and by that I mean that he was respected as an employee, had a decent work schedule, and they didn’t pile extra work on him that wasn’t his job just because they could. Also, “if you don’t like it, go find another job” wasn’t his company’s mantra. As a result he worked for them loyally for over 40 years, even putting in extra hours when he needed without complaining or expecting extra compensation, just because, y’know, he enjoyed working there and was made to feel like an important part of the company instead of a disposable cog that’s always looking over his shoulder afraid that his position would get cut or he would be let go on a whim. Oh, did I mention that, after he retired, his replacement (that he trained) didn’t work out? So two months after retiring he went back to work for six more months to do the job while helping find another replacement and train them. Dang, the things you’ll do for a company that respects you and treats you right.

Yeah Liz, how times have changed, huh?

I might have skipped this one… (666 and all)

I don’t think this is real, mostly because I don’t think PETA has a sense of humor. I don’t think they’re capable of funny.

That mailman deserves a huge raise!

…I’ve got something in my eye. 😢

Nope, there’s a good bit of non-adult content on there….

Or so I’ve heard.

I mean, crabs are dangerously enough already with those strong claws, do we really want them learning how to read too? Think about it….

[taps forehead meme]