brown noise

kind of like your genital situation

Cyberbowl but add a repair garage and transformers movie level mechanicals, when the football explodes its mayhem.

from Porno for Pyros ‘Pets’ song the lyric is ‘We’ll make great pets’

ive watched kids try this on each other. it generates noise.

which one did Winona have?

duck when they shoot

you could add ‘Live Laugh Love’ text onto any photo in the news of the last few years, and let me know how hilariously tone deaf it feels.

how is that not a dragon?

and Pizza is just Pita with a hilarious accent.

todays kids could never comprehend having to drop your underwear and bend over for a school employee so they can shove a glass thermometer up your ass to see if you have a fever.

its all gone tits up

not with you.

who would you say has made better games than Nintendo? cuz if you go by sales numbers or ratings, you might consider shutting tf up

try azo pills instead. an untreated uti can really f you up.

but they are amazing for urinary tract infections.

some of us had bad parents but still needed to take care of them when they became elderly. tis grace.

could be a genius halloween costume

everything reminds me of her

leave em hanging