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The first generation sexbots are going to attract some serious weirdos.
Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere
“Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it’s important to bring our traditions with us to this new world.”
I am but a humble doom miner, mining my doom.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.
“Boeing has confirmed that the next launch will definitely happen on time, even after the flight safety director tragically shot himself in the back of the head twice.”
Good for China. Space exploration benefits all mankind.
In Elsevier’s defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.
You fossilized due to environmental factors.
I fossilized through sheer will and determination.
We are not the same.
Sparky boi is very shy. Pls no touch.
If you put concrete over the volcano, how are you going to throw virgins in as a sacrifice to the volcano god? Just asking for trouble here.
A reminder to close the app that also reminds you how much you hate Google.
It’s easy to read articles when you skip the middle parts with all the big words.
Bird Law: No matter how crazy your conspiracy theory is, someone is actively working to make it a reality.
“But if I keep sending more wheat to the dragon, I’ll get to be a dragon one day. They told me so on the Internet.”
A tablet was found next to the dagger, in which Ea-Nasir apologizes to his customer for a prior mishap and offers a gift of a dagger in the hopes of repairing the relationship.
You wouldn’t download [the basic features of an item you already purchased.]
It may be alive; it may be dead; but it’s definitely going to kick your ass. In theaters this Fall…
My sister’s baby’s daddy’s cousin’s roommate drank lava, and it cured his cancer. Then, he quit taking drugs. Why does Big Geology support cancer and drug addiction?