






Today I learned.
Changed it.
Old version:


And I don’t mean she travels a lot. -Bender Bending Rodriguez
Parents dead. Given up as an orphan at some church or academy (depending on class and race).
End of story!
I slightly like to exaggerate, a lot…
Haven’t seen you in ages!
I’ll sign this!
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But I’m not walking my dog at Elon’s park!








So shitty is fancy, right?
Right?