Incompetent Managers’ Fire Sale: Space Edition

Reading that just broke my hip.

“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

Be a good dad to Ciri. It’s extremely important.

Like so many other American things, imperialist exploitation has been largely privatized and handled by colossal megacorps.

“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”

Sheer balls of steel letting that massive beast charge right at you while holding a spear and bracing for impact.

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

Makes sense. Otherwise, the flight attendants end up having to ask for volunteers to play musical chairs to make sure they have a place to sit together.

It is the Year of our Lord two thousand twenty-four, and people are still using Elon’s dumpster fire of a pro-Nazi website. Why?

“We work hard every day to stamp ‘peer-reviewed’ on ChatGPT botslop and collect money. It’s a valuable service.”