I use 0400 000 000. I’ve had a couple of looks, but just smile and nod. I also have a spam that’s called <name>'sSpam@hotmail.com. I should make a spam account without my name though. I never log in. It might be dead by now.

I’d feel happy with those on my head too

And some rocks

They do to cheetahs

I have a black cat and a white / grey cat. There are no good furniture, clothing, or linen options.