It doesn’t seem like a very “walled” garden if they were able to migrate all their data including issues and comments

Pretty sure they can. Or at least, they can deny you entry into the country if you decline to unlock it for them.

Evolution doesn’t care what happens to you after reproduction because you’ve already passed on your genes at that point

Uh… except for most games

https://www.wunderground.com/pws/buying-guide

I don’t know if that’s true anymore. There are games on there that require login into PSN after installing.

I think 20 years ago they said it’s set to heal by 2050…