“I swear babe, I didn’t cheat on you! I just came into
contact witha Brown Widow spider!!”
“I swear babe, I didn’t cheat on you! I just came into
contact witha Brown Widow spider!!”
I agree with this. One day I was cursed with seeing a video of a monkey masturbating with a dead frog’s mouth.
Animals are unfiltered horny. Humans are way more complex. It is 100% ok to be gay, just animal comparisons are thin. They are typically not banging for love or adding complex thinking emotions to their actions.
P.S. Don’t look up the monkey thing, I regretted having eyes to watch it.
Amazing skill
Just use your phone’s flashlight.
Also both are probably covered in mud when you pull them out.
Isopod (Isopoda) is the order they are in.
Armadillidium vulgare is a common species. But there are probably hundreds of species that share the same nickname because most people don’t know the differences.
Gotta catch um all!
Why do aliens have Dyson vacuums?
You know what other option is popular and much more common than packaging or etching. A tiny sticker, made out of recycled paper.
I’ve played the secret salami before. My uncle told me to never tell anyone though.
This is a rare situation where I appreciate that the illustrator covered his junk, but I don’t totally feel comfortable with the how they covered his junk.
Letting her know you drank a bunch of pineapple juice before your date.
I cast fear on Julius Caesar!
Uh oh, Julius Ceasar’s only path is through most of the members of Senate. Each member gets one attack of opportunity.
Go ahead and roll 23 dodecahedrons for hits! Brutus also gets advantage for backstab.
These weren’t built in Egypt at all. They imported them from the Mayans.
I screamed, you screamed, we all screamed for eye cream.
Having an neutral density filter to cut the glare, is what really helps.
The cleansing all other species start meow!