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She looks like she’s pleading with you to sit. There’s a sadness in her eyes that you aren’t sitting properly…
SIT PROPERLY!!! IT’S CATURDAY!!!
She looks like she’s pleading with you to sit. There’s a sadness in her eyes that you aren’t sitting properly…
SIT PROPERLY!!! IT’S CATURDAY!!!
…what the fuck could you have said about a cute cat that would get 5 downvotes and mod intervention???
“HI DAD!!! Let me show you around my new house! So this is the living room, and over here—”
“Yeah yeah yeah, good job. You bought a house. Where are the cats?”
“Uhhh…upstairs I think?”
“Great. Let me know when dinners ready. I’ll be spending time with my loved ones.”
“…okay…dad…”
Me: hmmmmm, marketing idea. Sell the cardboard box for $1,000.
No, $60 switch app. The phone app (if you don’t want to pay for the dedicated peripheral version) would be whatever your current camera app is.
I know thats supposed to be a cat face, but I always see a guy mooning me, and has 2 freckles on his lower back.
Beans, Beans, the magical cat, the more you pet, the more you…keep petting.
Ok, I need to work on rhyming schemes.
A rare “Nintendo did a good thing” moment.
For other reasons, yes. Would people blame Sony, or Microsoft, or even Sega for going after pirate material?
Its a very one sided situation.
Weewooweewooweewoo!!! Mouse police!!! You’re under arrest for not petting meeeee!!!
He looks scared. All the more reason to snuggle him with hugs and scritches!
His shadow is very happy to meet you!
God cats have the best life. They wake up when they want. No annoying alarm clock to tell them they’re late to a place they don’t want to be. Performing work they don’t want to do, for an organization they don’t like. Just to come back where they started at the start of their day…too tired to enjoy the 3-4 hours before bedtime ready to do it all over again.
Nope. Cats just get to take 19 naps a day, be cute, and get free love and attention from the people providing this free lifestyle for them.
And then sometimes…just sometimes…they stare into the void. It could be a blank white wall, but they see something we don’t. Something frightning. Something terrifying!!! Whatever it is, it cannot be percieved by our simple human brains, but they can see it. They can see it clearly. So they take off running like a bat out of hell, racing up the stairs and under your bed, only to enter the cat dimension! No greebles can get to them in there! But what about the humans??? Can the humans survive the greebles attacks??? There is no way to find out until it happens. If the humans were smart, they’d have ran under this bed too when the greebles approached. All we can do now is wait, and prey that the macebre of death and destruction is at a minimal this time. For as a cat, they have seen this before, and know how it ends! It ends when the chosen son of goul is reserected into the body of…wait, is the human using the CAN OPENER!!! CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKDN! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!
You are the one Neo…to get these head scritches!!!
YEAH!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE A MATRIX REFERENCE!!!
I assume I’m now given a medal? And a plaque? And a statue in my image place in downtown public square for all to admire?
Yesssssss, bask in my glory! For I was the one…who made a MATRIX REFERENCE FIRST!!!
MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well hello, Ted.
I’ve decided his name is Ted. He looks and acts like a Ted.
…you better not be from EA.
Plot twist. Disney buys Nintendo.
HER NOSE IS A HEART!!! AHHHHHH!!!