I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

Something something mycelium network, Star Trek…

“No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you’ll need a comb to find out which side is the head part.”

My search history is ruined.

I always wanted a shuttle. Maybe not class 2

Or if possible, let the process communicate with the other and let only one write to the file.

I can’t find my horga’hn :-(

Well… Do it faster! I want to visit Risa. Uh… for business. Yeah. Business.

That was not what they expected 😂

Listen buddy, I’ve got no written contract. But as far as I understood the arrangement here, I’m fed to sleep, poop in a box and shred the couch. Now get the breakfast going or I’ll declare your face the couch.

Kale or the molecule?

My main issue is that they keep changing format all the time and making merge requests unnecessarily difficult. Wanna use two? I hate it but fine. But let’s agree on this and change our formatter all at once.

In come my idiotic colleagues:

“buT w3 lIke 2 SpACe5!”

fuck with the linter

Nice, I got myself two sets, they came in rolls!

It’s probably idiot rays. That would indeed explain a lot.

*Losing a Ferrari in a corn field

It’s not only growing up with them. We’re just better identifying people/animals/things we’re familiar with. Horses all look the same if you’re not around them regularly. You can distinguish colours, but that’s it.

Not comparing people to horses by the way…