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Rich daddy.

Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian

Godwin’s law (of spiders)

I’m not even sure it’s safe for her to go to any event he’s speaking at…

Jesus gets sad when you get DNA in Uranus, or so they say

How science of everyone

For 50 years, science has been telling us that we’re well and truly fucked if we don’t do something about climate change. We didn’t. I don’t think the species is gonna die out (thought millions of other species will and are). You’re talking like we’re gonna be building a Dyson sphere (or swarm) in the next 20 years? Or colonize outer planets? It’s science fiction…at least for next few 100 years. We can’t rely on a deus ex machina save…we gotta take care of the planet we evolved to live on…if we aren’t strong enough for that, I don’t think we’re getting anywhere near K-II.

Role a d20 and d4. If the d20 result is less than the caster’s wisdom saving throw, collect <d4 result> lemonade (healing item). Otherwise, the caster must pass a constitution saving throw or become blinded and silenced from lemon juice in the face and mouth.

Fuck you buddy, we’re gonna cook ourselves first!

That’ll teach ya…

When you train an LLM on a strictly curated and verified dataset that is limited in scope, it will do a very good job providing you with information about that specific topic and should hopefully give you the “As an LLM, I don’t know about that…” speil for anything else.

When you let an LLM “do its own research” (e.g. train it on internet content) it starts telling you to put glue on pizza, eat a healthy number of rocks every day, and that you can run in the air as long as you don’t look down.

Maybe they really are already as smart as people. /s

Do you know a moth who’s good at conversation?

I mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ

Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”

From the foundational textbook “Garden of Earthly Delights” by H. Bosch et al

Water is neither oxygen nor hydrogen. And yet, nobody can prove Kanye has never made sweet, sweet love to a manfish in it…

Life…finds a way.

Tard-ye-grade

Oh yeah? Well, I think assigning taxa based on morphology alone is an outmoded process!

Buy it’s all better than the old smoky steam we used to use

No. Only use epoch. Oh crap…I was supposed to be at work at 1710337651! Gotta go!

Bruh…that’s why I said almost.

I also got about 1/2 way through typing almost the same response below about gases that naturally degrade quickly, not being able to accumulate to high enough concentrations to be detectable at these distances but @TropicalDingDing did so more eloquently than their name would indicate possible, so I’ll let you read theirs here: https://lemmy.world/comment/8258449