I can guarantee you that all the landlocked astronauts are very jealous of them right now.

I wonder which one gets to be “and the rest” this time.

That’s all of human history and will never change.

However, now that the untouchable monsters that run things are getting a taste, things are just a tiny bit better.

Minor nitpick, juries only decide guilt; either guilty or not guilty. There is no way to legally declare someone innocent.