Must a man burden himself with the ownership of a tactical butter knife for the sake of a perfectly level sandwich on the go? Truly an artisnal display of necessity and consumerism.

Who took this picture exactly? Me as a child?

Holy toledo :0

I enjoyed this post thank you 🙏

I would send all this in to be logged and documented.

Seems like a moment of rebirth?

I have been appl’ed.

I declare this the funniest AI meme I have seen to date and that is saying something.

A real man only lives his life 9 hours at a time 😎

How did you decide to go with this layout?

Metal package strapping edge? As in the metal peel from a can of spam?

What density is this paper?

Why acrylic on paper?

Did you progressively age that paint 24 years in a single day? Where was this photographed? Your grandma’s computer desk? Her collapsible dinner table i made?

Those drops honestly look like fresh red blood…are you me?

Did you pick up the pen a single time while you drew this?

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Instantly reminded me of these 90’s solo cups. Your creations reminds me of some of my works actually. I don’t have proof of it but wow the similarities are there.

Did you apply exactly enough paint to your blade for this? Is that the texture of the floor or the paper from applying pressure as you finished?

Yea advertising with children in those gory outfits was definitely a mistake on their part. But then people went and had to recreate it for themselves? so so unnecessary