They’re wedged against the turtle shell.

Next you’ll tell us you’ve been to the moon. Get out of here John Glenn.

Impotent downvote.

Bezos can’t get his flying penis up regularly enough to get the job done. Sounds like he needs a different bitter pill.

Ahem, Britain.

I actually agree with you, and the fediverse doesn’t need to be a copy of Reddit. Although this is copying Reddit. It wouldn’t have the same cathartic effect here anyway, most of the users here now are over Reddit.

Fuck u/spez

Ahem, cable TV.

And this is why the day-drinking, fake-nail wearing, egoista “Real Housewives of Enid, OK” should hush themselves when considering commentary on poor people with vices.

Sorry Enid, I’ve never been, I’m sure it’s a lovely town.