I understand the two theories and the difference between them, but when my brain tries to comprehend how gravity actually works I experience a comprehension failure.

I understood about 8% of that article but it’s still fascinating.

That’s awesome, I haven’t seen most of those. Thanks for spreading the word. I hope they never try to cure him!

That had no reason to slap that hard and I’m thrilled that it did.

Get a magnifier, look on the underside of the leaves for very small cigar shaped insects. If you see any, they are thrips and you are in for a headache. Get a bottle of Captain Jacks Dead Bug Brew or a spray with spinosad. Spray the affected plant and any other nearby or other soft leaved plants once a week for 6 weeks. That’s what it takes to get the adults as well as the larvae that hatch out from eggs in the leaves. Thrips fly so treat as many plants as is practical. For larger collections you can release beneficial mites which eat thrips.

I hope it’s not thrips.

Sundew are pretty robust. If it’s super dry they’ll produce less snot but given lots of light and distilled water they’ll eat lots of gnats. Enjoy the Hoya, let that guy dry out a bit between waterings.