Forbes always has misleading, anti-Apple click bait.

When it comes to Apple-related topics, I never click on Forbes articles. Their coverage is inherently misleading, but that strategy must be generating click-through revenue. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Brilliant, ol’ sport! There’s a mallet and horse waiting for you at West Egg this weekend—I simply won’t take no for an answer.

Crap, I left my $199 yearly subscription info inside my butler’s Lamborghini. Could your personal valet sky-write your login credentials for nature.com above my Tuscan estate? Specifically, above the Eastern alpaca pens—this Murano glass monocle of mine isn’t a bi-focal. Cheers.

That’s just Red Dead.

Dinosaur Jr

I have two MegaBoom 2’s—one is a complete champ, the other has very short battery life at this point.

They both work for my needs—the short battery one is in my bathroom and I leave it plugged in now.

The other one just floats around the house and gets a decent amount of use from my kids, who may or may not be slightly older than the speakers themselves.

The fact that they both work and only one has noticeably degraded battery life is surprising.

This is to be served with a speculum, is it not?