I trust that tastes a lot better than it looks.

Let me tell you about my mother…

Have you considered the possibility that you are, in fact, a zombie?

Pffft. Ketchup is for children. Brown sauce is better on a breakfast.

Just a little brown sauce (I like Stoke’s), but generally I feel like the egg yolk is sauce enough.

If I’m not feeling traditional then maybe a splash of Reggae Reggae sauce.

You are my favourite person on the internet today. I mean, you or your horse. But, you know.

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

That’s just what an insect would say!

Nice try, but just because there are political groups that support one side or another does not, alone, make knob cheese a political topic. Unless, knob cheese is the primary focus of said political groups.

Knob cheese.

Pffft, he was plagued with self doubt compared to Cecil Rhodes who went to Africa and said “this place is called Rhodesia now.”

It’s a texture thing. Bits of the inside get nice and crispy.

Look into the switch statement instead of the else ifs.

I know this is just a meme and all but do people still play 'adversarial GM’ games these days? I never enjoyed that dynamic as a player or a GM.

You called?

Hidden rape cellars don’t come cheap, my man.

10/10 advice, right here.

To be fair, I took that train back in the early 2000’s. If they’ve improved the service then great.

It was a great trip, and I recommend it, but as a European I was just gobsmacked by the lack of daily options!

I once decided to take the train from Denver to Chicago rather than flying. Just to see the country.

One train per day.

Just fucking one train per day.

Try Runequest!

Starting characters are usually from the same clan so have familial bonds and a shared history.

Obviously, you can add mysterious traveller PCs later, but having the majority of the party know each other and be interconnected makes for an easy start.