I do often daydream about what magical stories were told around campfires for those tens of thousands of years… How many Odyssian struggles did people endure? How many wars and conquests will we never even know the combatants existed, let alone what they were fighting about or how they did so.

There is endless mystery in our past and I wish we could see even a glimpse of it.

But with a powerful enough telescope, you just … Like… Fucking LOOK AT the beginning of time. The instant that instants became. There is a lot of theory about why it looks like that (all based on math you could never possibly understand) but it’s not just a bunch of half baked dudes on a couch coming up with “theories” as you seem to use the word.

[insert article about how ALL OF US are tragically underpaid and most struggle]