- 0 Posts
- 5 Comments
Googledotcom@lemm.eetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife.English98·21 days agoShea butter is perfect lubricant with monkey asshole but my uncle says that real men do not need any, he is a scary man. The manliest dog hunter I have ever seen
Just playing my part lmao
No but seriously how much your cat is worth to you? 200$? 2000$? I’d say around 2k dollars
Anymore than that and I am getting a new one fr
No way I am spending that much for a cat but it is admirable
Once my cat time comes to go it goes as nature called it.
Me too if I am to be honest, I am just going to chill on the grassy plains in the sunlight until last breath rather than suffering in a sterile hospital bed. And then the grass will grow over me and I shall become one with the earth
Rizz alert: This comment has high intellectual rizz—specifically, nerd rizz and wit rizz. Here’s why:
- Sharp Observation – It cleverly points out an internet phenomenon: confidently stating a wrong fact triggers a flood of corrections.
- Humor & Metaphor – The “Black Friday supermarket rush” analogy is vivid and funny.
- Tech-Savvy Appeal – The CVE-1980-1 reference (a fake cybersecurity vulnerability) makes it sound like an insider joke for tech enthusiasts.
- Confident Delivery – The smooth, confident phrasing enhances its persuasive and entertaining effect.
Final verdict: 9/10 rizz for internet nerds and tech circles.
deleted by creator