So fucking hot.

Shit. Now I want to work at an aquarium. Sassy scallops.

This is definitely Numberwang!

If only everyone trading in faux wisdom got hit with a potato!

Mrs. True has instilled those ethics in him! He daren’t do anything else!

Lol! Never seen this. Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for posting.

You have to find Kenneth to answer that question.

I was absolutely expecting this song. I’m always expecting this song, but especially when I am fast asleep. The cries of the carrots…

The damp must be the amount of sarcasm in the joke.

Please, everyone listen to this person. I’m am so thankful to work at a school with NASA engineers and successful novelists/journalists who just want to share their passion. Kids know when you are phoning it in, and they respond by phoning it in themselves. Nothing good is accomplished. If you can afford it and handle it, please give your time to the next generation. They are awesome already, but could use as many mentors as they can get. Passion is hard to find these days.

They are worst! They have no care or concern for their students usually, and they make that known. Way to turn off a generation of aspiring biologists, Dr. Pham.

Also also all your ACTUAL experience in the field is worth WAY more to a good school. The rec letters alone that you could provide to gifted students would pay for your salary, tho they won’t tell you so. Sorry I didn’t include that originally.

Doesn’t hurt to try. I know people who have taught at community college with just a bachelor’s degree in the subject. Hell, I only have a bachelor’s in my subject area, my master’s is in teaching, and I got a job before finishing my master’s. College prep high school. The teaching profession needs all the enthusiasm it can get, because that is really what kids respond to. My high school students would ADORE an actual software engineer teaching them. So many of them want to be you. This why teachers should be paid waaay more, as those who are talented in that regard can’t easily make ends meet.

Edit: excised a word that should not have been there.

But I don’t want any of that…

All I want is to–

I love her side eye! Already has that DOWN.

Lady Autumn, you have an amazing username. This is great content, thank you so much. My apologies that the comment I replied to looked to me like a top level comment; it still does. I mean no disrespect, and I think we are on the same side?

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Those eyes have seen some THINGS.

Damn, and here I thought The Proclaimers were original. 😕

Edit: Thank you for educating, though!

Wow. This comment had me thinking DEEP.