I gotta keep my toilet lid closed, or my boy will balance like an acrobat on the seat to get some of that lovely sewer water.

Considering that only the rich can go to space, I’d assume they’d find a way to dodge those too!

How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole…?

Is that a mod for helicopters?

“This is America”

Omg, cut the top off so you can close it and have his head stick out, and you have a cat carrier

Because fuck science, we need more bombs!

Me trying to complete any simple task.

It’s the simple things that make life enjoyable.

Just enough to prove their extreme level of incompetence in doing anything at all.