A spherical cow of uniform density in a frictionless vacuum.

Gonna have to go with Ankylosaurus, if only because Zuul Crurivastator isn’t there specifically.

The one thing that always bugged me about this comic: Days?

Sols.

Ads for replacements for items in your luggage they broke?

The whole experience sounds like an ad for Greyhound or Amtrak.

We don’t brag.

If I remember this episode correctly, Holodeck Einstein’s theory was “Urusei Yatsura.”

They understand you want them to.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2012-01-12

I’d say we haven’t got to all-despising baby skull yet, but youtube still keeps trying to recommend Joe Rogan.

How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

Pretty sure that’s a melodica.

Which will be followed by letting companies pay to see who to retaliate against.

Was “porn bucket” taken?

Guys, the trick is to get it partially built and then cancel funding. Then scientists will never trust you to fund anything ever again, and you get to act like science is a waste of money while you’re spending ridiculous sums on fighter jets.

Yes, I am still bitter about Waxahatchie.

Random, right. Like how fucking desperate Shorts is to show me Joe Rogan clips.

…for now. This isn’t a beloved google service that people were relying on. This is the means by which google intents to subjugate and fully enshittify the web. They’ll try again under different names until one takes. It only has to work once.

Or very Foghorn Leghorn.

I maintain a list for my as-yet-unimplemented setup. Mainly fictional butlers, housekeepers, secretaries, assistants, henchmen, computers, mascot characters, and robots:

Woodhouse, Jeeves, Igor, Igor, Meadows, Duckworth, Kato, Wadsworth, Lurch, Passepartout, Riff-Raff, Giovanni, Jarvis, Alfred, Hayate, Daphne, Effie, Della, Janine, Isabelle, Cheryl, Carol, Smithers, Hastings, Baldrick, Rocksteady, Bebop, Renfield, Reinhart, Hamegg, Meeseeks, Muttley, Smee, GIFfany, Pinoco, Agnew, Pokota, Ryo-Ohki, Luna, Artemis, Kyubey, Haro, Boothby, HAL, SAL, Friday, Edith, Peerssa, Tima, Multivac, Clippy, Asshole, Dipshit, Bitch, Dickwad, Fuckhead, Satan, Sweetie, Eddie, Marvin, Rosie, Grovel, Kilroy, Gort, Conky, Holly, Ziggy, Joshua, Balthazar, Caspar, Melchior, Karen, Nanmo, Bournemouth, Tachikoma, Kryten, Sumomo, Melchizedek, Agimus, Peanut Hamper, Badgey, Goodgey, Logic-y, MPU, and Flexo.

I’m leaning toward Meadows.

I didn’t defend anyone. But holy shit, this is really fucking toxic.

Really, the best you got is “hurr durr, uMad brah”?

What else is there to be said in the face of hostility and abuse?

You get so angry when people point out the obvious.