god damn right!

excuse me I need to eat meat in front of vegans again.

I trust JD, Howser, and Strange.

Those guys are actually medical doctors.

If you’re not a medical doctor, not a real doctor.

Oh wait…Dr. Oz, I don’t trust him.

Male Lions protect the territory while the female lions go grocery shopping

looks like hillary clinton without makeup

Mmkay, I was talking more about like…Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Louisiana, east Texas that whole area.

Lots of people of all colors and creeds down south say “aww lawd!” and “daaaaamn!” too.

Still should’ve doubled down on it

should’ve doubled down on it.

make the fat people angry, they can’t catch up to you, say whatever you want to them.

I knew what they were called, had no idea how to spell them

That cartoon was on TV when I was VERY young, I always wanted to watch it, but I was never allowed to have the TV to myself so I was always overruled by my golden-child brothers and sisters

hammer heads have more of those electrical sensory organs than any other sharks. They’re awesome! Great-white-sharks are for basic bitches.

wait…it’s 2024 and 1995 was 29 years ago…

I’m the one who scooped your idea and traveled back in time to publish it. Green lantern rings have time-travel abilities…and universal translation too, very handy

where I’m from, “dutch oven” doesn’t have anything to do with an actual oven

aluminum is a great metal for making flashlights. Especially after anodizing it.

It allows heat to be dissipated really fast too.

There, I just did it! I was too fast for you to see.

I can run at faster than the speed of sound at mach 2

Why can’t we do it right now?

Librewolf

MD =/= PHD

MD = Doctor

PHD = not a doctor.