And they’ll eat you once you finish bleeding out, no better treat than fresh meat, no greater love than chompies.

Such a soft but satisfying crunch that echoes through the years

I can’t stop laughing, I’m going to share this with so many people.

Or skip all of the above and crunch like it’s the chicks in Fable

Right? I’d love a group assisted backstory for a character, it would be like having them with me whenever I play that role.

Heroforge.com

Live the adventure.

Okay yep a paladin named Pa that tells dad jokes is now on my character list

In order to function it essentially ties them to the location of the gun, say the players figured it out and left it in a field at the right time? Chaos. All the mobs would probably fight and then party can pick off the last ones standing

Every day, my Kenku Rogue gets scarier…I should read 5e

A nat 1 is still a crit fail, isn’t it?

As a Dex main this rings true every single campaign I’ve run.

I tend to stay behind everyone and in stealth as much as possible.

We’re all you.

He took a bite during the altercation, let’s just say don’t fuck with shopkeepers when they have all the projectiles behind their dumb little counter.

My kenku rogue never quits. I can’t stop my inner rogue to the point my warrior died trying to steal a piece of bread.

I got an 11+4

Nice try, Charlie has been asking about the teeth jar.

My thoughts exactly.

If Moopsy and the Bone Vampires from Futurama met what do you think would happen?

Instructions unclear: my paladin sir cluckingcuck the clusterfuck has questions.

No, but it can get me to uncanny dodge.

Never goes hungry, you say? I literally took instant mashed potatoes from the laundry room today…