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Emerald (she/her)
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Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
5·14 days agoSilicone has some bend to it. Wood doesn’t. With silicone I can easily scrape the sides of mixing bowls and such.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
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Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
3·14 days agoI do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won’t mention the company cause I don’t want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes (and colors :3). Ah it so excellent
The thing is… we do have space travel.
I give people the thumbs up when they pass me safely and legally. Am i doing it wrong? Should I give a sarcastic thumbs down?
Honestly the act of driving just makes people mad. They know they can go fast, so they are entitled to. Anything that gets in the way of them going fast induces anger.
Am driver, love traffic. Was on the motorway today and it was going at carwash speeds for a good 10 minutes. Had lots of fun, heard and saw some trains. Love driving
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex has paywalled my server!English
5·6 months ago“Free software” is different from “software that is free”
I mean the real ICE are also a criminal gang kidnapping people
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•top 5 unsolved problems in computer scienceEnglish
11·6 months agoHonestly transferring files over the internet is a solved problem.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•top 5 unsolved problems in computer scienceEnglish
5·6 months agoYou asked for it
Also homesteads weren’t exactly a great place to be. No infrastructure and tornado heaven. People lived there because it was their only choice.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•A real dogshit guy just bought itEnglish
10·8 months agoElon seriously says that his “son” died
To which Vivian responded “i look pretty good for a dead bitch”. What a queen.
Did you put some BBS-style ansi art in there?
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Superior Risk AssessmentEnglish
3·8 months agoI would go so far as to say that if you’re not noticing at least a single example of dangerous driving nearly every time you leave the house
Dangerous driving, not slam the brakes every time lol
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux?English
7·8 months agoI’ll keep using linux on my main pcs and I’ll still keep using windows 10 on my secondary laptop
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Superior Risk AssessmentEnglish
22·8 months agoAlso those scary moments are fun. Maybe that’s just a me thing though.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Superior Risk AssessmentEnglish
3·8 months agoEvery time I drive on a highway I encounter at least one potential life-ending moment, where if I hit the breaks one second too late I’ll die
What highway is this?
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•You must eat banana!English
5·8 months agoWhat do they call traffic signals (the changy light thingies) then? Maybe just traffic lights?



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