Thank you. I live in the US, so I tried to express speed in a relatively same sense. I’ll change it

Cool. So you get it.

But you understood what I said right?

At the equator, the earth spins at 1600 km/h. Meaning everything that isn’t very well secured is turning into a projectile. That would be a today problem

Total beta question /s

Uhh we studied wolves in captivity and learned all we need to know about every single psychological mentality of every vertebrate in the wild including humans. Educate yourself /s

I have a theory that most vertebrates on the planet love back scratches including humans

You want any animal (that won’t maul you to death) to be your best friend? Scratch a place they themselves can’t reach. Like with dogs and cats, I immediately go for their inner ears because they can’t scratch there and it constantly itches. The back center of the spine near the tail is another good spot because few animals can reach that “one exact spot”. Animals will melt like butter if you find the spots to scratch that they can’t reach. Imagine constantly having an itch on your back, and then someone comes and starts scratching that exact spot. It’s fucking magical

Now, with new and improved conning

China enters the chat

The burned croissant appearance is a nice touch

Ha! I love it. It looks like that old, grumpy cop that’s 3 months from retirement

What about a goatee?

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You ever had that cringy feeling that you can feel in the back of your neck? That’s where I’m at

They’re gonna re-release every single castlevania except for the one everyone is begging for

Reminds me of some interactions on here

Explains my hypoglycemia

Drow all the way.

Real talk though, in one campaign I did, I made a dragonborn barbarian that could only speak draconic. It pissed my friends off so much, but it was hilarious to me

So wait. You learned Elvish ironically?