MAKE PRODUCT AT LOSS

GET CAPITOL TO MAKE PRODUCT LOOK BIGGER

SELL PRODUCT FOR MORE THAN SPENT

FIRE EVERYONE TO “MAKE SUSTAINABLE” (LIE)

LEAVE WITH GOLDEN PARACHUTE

REPEAT TILL YOU CAN BUY ENOUGH PROPERTIES TO RAISE SHITHEAD KID WHO WILL RUIN YOUR FORTUNE

Lemmy getting “one guy”-d is such a story, and I do believe it. Petty assholes doing shit has hapenned a couple times, hell, just this week, Valve had to basically nuke half their Dota 2 Arcade because one guy started filing GDPR complaints after he *checks notes* didn’t get a stupid discord icon. It’s always like this. The “one guy” always has the dumbest, pathetic motivation.

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

Always has been

Played the demo. It was fine. You had to cook a meal using an old recipe that had some of the instructions faded out. It’s basically a puzzle game where you work out the puzzle itself. A lot of the time was spent getting to know the couple (They’re immigrants).

I feel like I should recommend Dwarf Fortress but I also feel like I should NOT recommend Dwarf Fortress.

Look, I’ll just leave Dwarf Fortress here in the corner, peering into the room and the rest of us can try to ignore it. But it’s there.