Awesome, we have pods gallore right now. thanks!

hey op, how do you harvest the seed pods? or maybe when? ours are wild/native to where we live and I would like to start growing them yearly around our house.

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

so, can they do upgrades yet? Like, super strength or crazy bad breath?

It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.

ask saturation divers

seems like it should pay rent. hogging up all that condensor water like it’s free.

-Nestle

No one wants to be hugged by a clown

At the as you exit filthy public grinder at Costco

I wanna have a glow-poo!

whaaamp whhaaaaaaaammmmmph!

eat the crust and throw the rest on the ground for feral Willem Dafoe or seagulls

Breakfast at Metaverse

(read in Lois Griffin voice) “then make pita croutons. then pita bread crumbs. then pita powder to make…pita bread. its always pita fowevah…pita? Peeeetah! Are you listening to meeee?!”

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I would hypothetically look up how to set up a Usenet account for downloading and a tracker account for finding said show. I would also buy an eye patch, a funny hat, and a parrot for me shoulder…arrrr.

I live a version of “living in the woods” and there is no way to do the white girl hobbit lifestyle without massive modern infrustructure. Also, the amount of resource management destroys any aesthetic satisfaction. You are essentially camping with a house. It eats up all your time and then you are supposed to have time to what? Simplify?! Yeah, nah, gotta pay the bills too. So, you still have all the problems of modern living but with the extra complication making it work far from society. All for a whimsical aesthetic?

The cold reality is this is not a cinematic experience. Its stressful, unscheduled, chaotic, and not always rewarding. I’m the IT for our home network and internet, the lumberjack/arborist, the landscaper, the plumber, the water filtration expert, small engine repair tech, concrete, framing, roof, electrical, HVAC…etc. There are a few of these services I could outsource, but then I’m babysitting contractors who usually don’t know what they are dealing with or refuse to travel this far.

Living in a cute little cottage with a cutesy greenhouse or vegetable plot and a goat and some chickens sounds like some beginning to a romance novel. Instead you will be dealing gophers destroying your just tilled rows and foxes eating your chickens. You’ll be at home depot all the time and farm supply for feed. You’ll end up getting a tractor, so diesel will fill the fresh air. A water main will break in the middle of the night and the septic tank will fill up. The power will go out everytime there is a big storm. The shear amount of work and maintenance it takes is neverending and always growing. You’ll be doing so many chores that curling up next to a fire with a glass of wine and a good book will sound like a laughable affectation.

Unless you are independently wealthy, there is no way to have this whimsical fantasy of a lifestyle. Chances are, the people who want/promote it would be bored out of their minds inside a week and wouldn’t survive it for more than a month.

you’re a pirate. you don’t owe anyone anything! arrrrgh!

oh, a misplaced amazoid bug worker.
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I found my home server is sooooo much faster and more reliable than my streaming services. I usually forget I can watch in a legit way. No ads to skip, stupid popups when you pause, or buffering issues. I ❤️ Local Files!

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