Aaàaannnndddd what does this have to do with programming aside from it being software?

Man not all are even trying to beat the average!

Nnniiiiiiiiiccccceeeeeeeee

One of the few things that I like going on over at MS.

Rouge rougelike

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Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Experienced me sees a language where parentheses are optional and I think “ew no”

They will have sex with your house

What are you doooiinnggg step-isopod? 💦

Be warned about that grinder you have, the basket the grounds deposit into is two separate pieces and will eventually fail, spreading coffee grounds all over your kitchen on your dog while you’re hurrying trying to get ready for work and you overslept.

I know from… experience

America does! You just need to commit a crime first…

If you’re worried about speed, there are better options for your backend than JavaScript.

My best guess is that it’s “boring” and not trendy.

Where my springboot homies at?

Clojure, it’s a lisp that runs on the jvm and would be quite the shakeup for ya.

Ah

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Manx I kind of expected more than a definition.

I started using comic sans mono ironically, but have come to realize that it legit is easy to read.