I enabled deArrow in my Smarttube installation, and it gave me the title as something like “Dry your dessicant before you use it.”

If I only have five 3s, can I Rubik my way to a Yahtzee?

Isn’t that what they told us 20 years ago?

It probably requires an app to monitor the wash cycle. All they have to do is start charging a subscription to use the app. If people bought the dishwasher because they would get alerts when their dishes were clean, now they have to pay a recurring fee.

Roku pushed an update to their TVs requiring owners to agree to a new terms of service. There was no “disagree” button, and the TV wouldn’t work until people accepted the changes.

This is such a new problem that it’s never been challenged in court.

There have been instances of network-enabled devices updating to put existing features behind a paywall, unilaterally changing the terms of service (can’t use device anymore until you agree to new terms), and simply removing features that you paid for when you bought the device.

Why does a dishwasher need wifi?

I’m almost certain this term was used in at least one Bugs Bunny cartoon.

is CDi mainline?

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“I make online honeypots.”

Laughing children are only a problem if they suddenly get quiet…

I read that book that’s been linked here a couple times. Most of them are Everett being an angry dick to people. But there’s a section where his wife abuses Everett in the same manner, so he gets some comeuppance.

I see a couple people, and some oddly colored blobs.

This would be a good article if the pictures actually showed people wearing the clothes.

By god, if we can get the sea levels to rise, we can return Boston to its true and natural state.

(I actually had no idea and had to verify this myself.)

That is some masterful forced-perspective. The table looks absolutely massive, and I didn’t believe it was 43cm tall until I saw the other picture.

I wish people would start uploading their videos to Pornhub so I wouldn’t get embarrassed whenever someone sees the app on my phone.

/s…or am I?

Well, maybe. I didn’t read their claims, nor I use signal.

Your opinions are invalid.

Any “secure” so that relies on someone else for security is not secure.

Fuck the scope of E2EE. Signal makes a lot of claims on their website that are laughable. The desktop app is their main weakness. Attachments are stored unencrypted, keys in plaintext. If they were serious about security, they would depricate the windows app and block it from their servers.

WTF does Apple have to do with anything?

They can’t control if the encryption keys are stored in plaintext?

Why is Signal almost universally defended whenever another security flaw is discovered? They’re not secure, they don’t address security issues, and their business model is unsustainable in the long term.

But, but, if you have malware “you have bigger problems”. But, but, an attacker would have to have “physical access” to exploit this. Wow, such bullshit. Do some of you people really understand what you’re posting?

But, but, “windows is compromised right out of the box”. Yes…and?

But, but, “Signal doesn’t claim to be secure”. Fuck off, yes they do.

But, but, “just use disk encryption”. Just…no…WTF?

Anybody using Signal for secure messaging is misguided. Any on of your recipients could be using the desktop app and there’s no way to know unless they tell you. On top of that, all messages filter through Signal’s servers, adding a single-point-of-failure to everything. Take away the servers, no more Signal.